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I really like Spy Kids!
Directed, written, produced and composed by Robert RodriguezProduced by Robert RodriguezElizabeth AvellánStarring Jessica AlbaJoel McHaleAlexa VegaDaryl SabaraRowan BlanchardMason CookRicky GervaisJeremy PivenCinematography Robert RodriguezJimmy LindseyEdited by Dan ZimmermanMusic by Carl ThielProductioncompanyTroublemaker StudiosDistributed by Dimension Films
RELEASE DATE: SEPTEMBER 15, 2011 (Australia)
Directed, written, produced and composed by Robert RodriguezProduced byElizabeth AvellánStarring Jessica AlbaJoel McHaleAlexa VegaDaryl SabaraRowan BlanchardMason CookRicky GervaisJeremy PivenCinematography Robert RodriguezJimmy LindseyEdited by Dan ZimmermanMusic by Robert RodriguezCarl ThielProductioncompany Troublemaker StudiosDistributed by Dimension Films
Hmmmm.. yeah no. This film's so bad I can't even make a graphic for it.
Okay. One thing that Robert Rodriguez needs to realize is that having a film in 3D or 4D doesn't make it good. And why the hell is Aroma-scope a thing..?
I admit, when I was six, I had the idiotic opinion that this was the best addition to the Spy Kids movie series because I had a bad taste in a tiny amount of movie franchises.
First of all, the protagonist female in this movie is NOTHING like the funny relatable Carmen. She mocks people and she can't go one goshdarn conversation without bringing up her deceased mother. Maybe her mom's dead because of her constant blabbering..?? Secondly, the use of technology is soooo bad. This is 2011. I get so annoyed when modern films use way too much technology. The first 3 Spy Kids used gadgets and this one is all about computers and devices.
Thirdly, WHO WROTE THIS FILM?! The one-liners are ridiculously unfunny and none of this dialogue would be said by real humans with real functioning brains.
Also, Robert Rodriguez worked on 6 roles in the first 3 Spy Kids. Now he worked on 4 in this one, and MAN did the quality go down.
Thank god the sequel that this film was supposed to have never came out. And, Rodriguez, it would be NOT necessary at all to have it in 5-D. Did the first Spy Kids come out in 1-D?
Well, at least there's a good plot and good characters [sometimes]. Really, the only good parts about the film are the scenes with Juni and Carmen.
Rating: 3.1/10
Directed, written, edited and produced by Robert RodriguezProduced by Robert RodriguezStarring Antonio BanderasCarla GuginoAlan CummingTeri HatcherCheech MarinDanny TrejoRobert PatrickTony ShalhoubAlexa VegaDaryl Sabara
Release date (Australia): September 20, 2001
Synopsis
Using high tech gadgets, two kids have to save their reactivated OSS top spy parents when they're taken by an evil, high tech enemy.
Review
Spy Kids is a very unique film. The characters and CGI could be horrifying and traumatizing to some kids. The events these 2 poor, alone kids go through that could possibly turn their father's co-workers into mindless numbless idiots all alone without their parents..
Oh my god. I love this movie.
The film's plot is as wacky as it is entertaining. Thrown into a world of villainous toymakers, mutant sharks, and thumb-tack grappling hooks (yes, you read that right!), Carmen and Juni have to rely on their quick thinking, newfound spy skills, and, of course, each other. Rodriguez's signature over-the-top style keeps the action fast-paced and visually stunning, from the sugar-coated lair of the evil Floop to the gravity-defying Thumb Thumbs Island.
But "Spy Kids" isn't just about explosions and gadgets. It's also a heartwarming story about family, sibling rivalry, and believing in yourself. Carmen and Juni, despite their bickering, ultimately learn to work together and overcome their fears. Their parents, Gregorio and Ingrid, played by Antonio Banderas and Carla Gugino, are a fun and supportive duo, reminding us that family is always there to have your back, even when you're saving the world from evil toymakers.
If there is EVER a "The Spy Next Door Part II", I hope whoever directs it takes notes from this film.
10/10
Directed, written, filmed, edited, produced, composed and based off a story by Robert RodriguezProduced by Elizabeth AvellánStarring Antonio BanderasCarla GuginoAlexa VegaDaryl SabaraRicardo MontalbánHolland TaylorMike JudgeCheech MarinSylvester StalloneProductioncompanyTroublemaker StudiosDistributed by Dimension Films
Release date: January 1, 2004 (Australia)
Synopsis
Under-age agents Juni and Carmen Cortez set out on their newest most mind-blowing mission yet: journeying inside the virtual reality world of a 3-D video game designed to outsmart them, as the awe-inspiring graphics and creatures of gaming come to real life. Relying on humor, gadgetry, bravery, family bonds and lightning-quick reflexes, the Spy Kids must battle through tougher and tougher levels of the game, facing challenges that include racing against road warriors and surfing on boiling lava, in order to save the world from a power hungry villain.
Review
Okay, so why do I love this movie SO MUCH? Hmmm... let's see. It's a Spy Kids film.. Nah. Maybe because the plot revolve arounds video games? Nope. Too obvious. Oh! Because we get more scenes with Juni! Eeh. Nup. OHHH!! Because it's a Stallone role in a kids film? Maybe. But it's not his first time. Orrrr because it's in 3D! That's dumb. I don't even have 3D glasses. OH! DEFINETLY ALL OF THOSE REASONS! YES! "Spy Kids 3: Game Over" takes a sharp turn into the digital world, pitting Carmen and Juni Cortez against the Toymaker in a virtual reality battleground known as the Toybox. While it may not reach the heights of the original film, it certainly steps up from the somewhat lackluster "Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams."
Gone are the sugar-coated landscapes and goofy gadgets of the previous films. "Spy Kids 3" embraces a hyper-stylized CGI world, filled with neon landscapes, gravity-defying platforms, and pixelated enemies. The action sequences are exhilarating, with fast-paced chases and inventive use of the virtual environment. Robert Rodriguez was a one-man movie maker, having SIX major roles in the production of this movie.
One of the film's weaknesses lies in its plot. The villain, the Toymaker, lacks the charisma and memorable presence of Floop from the first film. The stakes feel lower, and the emotional core of the Cortez family takes a backseat to the flashy visuals. Sylvester Stallone attempts to hold things together with his quadruple roles, but the performances feel uneven. Regardless, they're still goddamn hilarious. This is the second Stallone movie I've ever watched and I think it's the best.
The film retains the franchise's love for wacky gadgets, with thumbtack grappling hooks and shrink rays still making an appearance. However, the humor feels hit-and-miss, mostly relying on puns and slapstick comedy that might land better with younger audiences. The predeccessors of Spy Kids 3 were mainly more suitable for audiences 10 and older, it was more relatable and the humor was natural.
"Spy Kids 3: Game Over" is a visually stunning and action-packed film that provides a nostalgic trip back to the world of Thumb Thumbs and shark fights. However, it lacks the charm, emotional depth, and originality of the first movie. Still, it's a worthwhile addition to the franchise, offering a fun, albeit slightly forgettable, adventure for younger viewers.
Rating: 6/10
Directed, written, composed, filmed, edited and produced by Robert RodriguezProduced by Elizabeth AvellánStarring Antonio BanderasCarla GuginoAlexa VegaDaryl SabaraMike JudgeRicardo MontalbánHolland TaylorChristopher McDonaldCheech MarinSteve BuscemiMusic by John DebneyProductioncompany Troublemaker StudiosDistributed by Dimension Films
Release date: January 10, 2003 (Australia)
Synopsis
The Cortez siblings set out for a mysterious island, where they encounter a genetic scientist and a set of rival spy kids.
Review
"Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams" blasts onto the screen with the same zany energy and over-the-top spectacle as its predecessor. However, while the sequel retains the fun family spirit, it stumbles in capturing the same magic that made the first movie such a wild unique enjoyable expierence for everyone regardless of age.
Carmen and Juni Cortez are back, older, wiser (well, maybe a little), and ready to tackle even wilder missions. This time, they're chasing down the nefarious Romero on a fantastical island filled with giant insects, dream-manipulating robots, and, of course, the ever-present Thumb Thum army. Familiar faces like Antonio Banderas and Carla Gugino return as Gregorio and Ingrid Cortez, adding their charm and comedic chops to the mix.
Juni Cortez' character is now a girl with a crush, and not a heroic brave take things into her own hands character. Now she has gotten a habit of going against her family thanks to the opposite spy who she admittedly has a crush on.
While the premise of "Spy Kids 2" is undeniably fun, it often feels like a retread of the first film. The villain's motivations are a bit muddled, the jokes land with less punch, and the emotional stakes never quite reach the same heights. It's still undeniably entertaining, but there's a sense of déjà vu that can't be shaken.
Don't get me wrong, "Island of Lost Dreams" does have its strengths. The visual effects are impressive, especially for a 2002 film, and the action sequences are still thrillingly chaotic. The introduction of the Giggles twins adds a new layer of sibling rivalry, and the film's message about embracing individuality remains heartwarming.
Overall, "Spy Kids 2" is a fun, albeit slightly watered-down, sequel that will definitely entertain young audiences. Depending on what you look for in action-comedies, you will have varied opinions. It lacks the originality and emotional depth of the first film, but there's still enough zany charm and family fun to keep you engaged. Just don't expect it to recapture the same lightning-in-a-bottle feeling.
Rating: 8/10
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Spy Kids: Armageddon is a 2023 American spy adventure video game directed and produced by Robert Rodriguez. It will be released on December 25, 2023.
Release date:
December 25, 2023 (Nintendo Switch)
December 25, 2023 (Switch, PlayStation 4, Xbox One, PC, Google Stadia)
December 25, 2023 (Xbox Series X/S)
December 25, 2023 (PlayStation 5)
December 25, 2023 (Apps)
December 25, 2023 (Arcade Game Machine)
Plot
When the children of the world’s greatest secret agents unwittingly help a powerful game developer unleash a computer virus that gives him control of all technology, they must become spies themselves to save their parents - and the world.
Voice Cast
Gina Rodriguez as Nora Torrez (Voice)
Zachary Levi as Terrence Tango (Voice)
Everly Carganilla as Patricia "Patty" Tango-Torrez (Voice)
Connor Esterson as Antonio "Tony" Tango-Torrez (Voice)
Billy Magnussen as Rey “The King” Kingston (Voice)
D.J. Cotrona as Devlin (Voice)
Joe Schilling as the voice of the Heck Knight
Grey Griffin as OSS Agent (as Solar Dena Bennett) (Voice)
James Arnold Taylor as Cranky OSS Agent (as Nicholas Ortiz) (Voice)
Krystle Gutierrez as Newscaster (Voice)
Tara Strong as OSS Agent #1 (Voice)
Nolan North as OSS Agent #2 (Voice)
Troy Baker as OSS Agent #3 (Voice)
Kevin Michael Richardson as OSS Agent #4 (Voice)
this wiki’s as dead as Carmen during stasis in game over
I fixed the lyrics in Armageddon. Please, continue with your day.
hi, I’m Edituser2.0 and I have watched Armageddon (even the credits). how do I get Armageddon (song) and ONLY that??